sluttynuggets:

superhighschoolleveldork:

"digital art isn’t real art!!!!1!!!!".

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is this a reaction or an example

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harlizzle:

patheticjunkies:

relationship goals: have what charlie day and danny devito has

ohdeidre
Literally we made our goal bae harlizzle

Message me 1 thing you want to know about me.

bloner:

things that should be allowed to be used in essays:

  • i shit you not
  • you feel me
  • no but get this
  • i’m just sayin
  • let me explain to you a thing
  • and yeah

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destiel:

trying to make a situation better and accidentally making it a worse
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avancidy:

officialbarack:

what the fuck is this

i scrolled down for an explanation and there was none

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French Friend: well, the total cost of me going to Med school is about 406 a year -
American Friend: THOUSAND?
French Friend: Um, no. 406 Euro. It sounds a little high but it covers the cost of my textbooks, extra classes and most of my housing. How much is it for you?
white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
white boy: lmao
they continue walking for a few seconds
*white couple hears noise*
white girl: babe what that??
white boy: i'll go investigate
*leaves her alone*
*choking noises*
white girl: zack!!!
white boy: ha ha just kidding!
white girl: asshole!
white boy: im just playin babe
white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
*playful kiss*
*things turn sexy*
*hear noise*
white boy: i'll go investigate
*he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
*maybe a thud*
white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
*she walks and he dead*
white girl: ahhh!!
*killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
white girl: ahhh!!!
*white girl runs*
*dead end*
*hides*
*thinks she free n safe*
*guy catches her*
*cuts her*
*she dead*
opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D

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tidepooling:

when you want to look cute but don’t want to be harassed by men #justgirlythings

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mzfluff:

Snoopy

mzfluff:

Snoopy

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howlvalley:

2001.