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hiowl:

missmania244:

eatfithappiness:

epic-humor:

Animals Growing Up

Cuz who wouldn’t want this on their dash

The turtle one

If this doesn’t make ur day better u are wrong and you can go

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rogerina:

i’ll see you in heck

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disparateyouth:

is that dirt on my computer screen or punctuation               .

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white people: this is SO spicy
me: it's water

canadianslut:

*opens 27 snapchats and doesn’t reply to a single one*

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kaliforhnia:

when you run out of energy on the Kim Kardashian game

kaliforhnia:

when you run out of energy on the Kim Kardashian game

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verybigpimpin:

*txts back 20 days later & picks up the conversation where we left off as if no time has passed and without an excuse*

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kissnecks:

knitmeapony:

My next million dollar idea: reluctant exercise videos with people who aren’t perky.

"Just five more… I know, I kind of want to die right now too, but let’s just power through it."

"Okay, new yoga pose.  It’s going to ache like a bastard until your hamstrings release, I’m not gonna lie."

"Stretch a little deeper… it’s okay to yell ‘fuck’ at this point, I won’t tell anyone."

yes

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@zaynmalik: Meet my friend … Jack Daniels :) he’s cool, ha

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demonhunting:

is ellen even hosting or is she just hanging out with famous people

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mspbandj:

hankgreensmoustache:

champagne-paradise:

kaworushin:

wouldnt it be fucking scary if you had a clock that counted down until the moment you die. like what if it could be altered too like one day it says 70 years left but then you do something and it says 10 minutes left and youre like what the fuck i fucked up i fucked up i fucked up

omg

what if you got on a plane and then as soon as it took off everybodys clock changed to 20 minutes

image

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